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  • Melford Miller
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    A LIE CLOCK*Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven … As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw *_a huge wall of clocks_* behind her.*She asked*, “What are all those clocks?” *St Peter answered*, “Those are *Lie-Clocks*. _Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock._*_Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”_*”Oh,” *said Stella*, “whose clock is that?”*”That’s Bishop Ajayi Crowther’s*. _The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie.”_*”Incredible,” said Stella*. “And whose is that one?”*St Peter responded*, “That’s *Nnamdi Azikwe’s clock*. _The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life.”_*”Where’s my husband, Obasanjo’s clock?”* askedStella._”Obasanjo’s clock is in Angel Gabriel’s office. *He’s using it as a ceiling fan, it’s rotating with high speed:*_*What of Lai Mohammed’s?*: _His own clock is being upgraded *to be used as a helicopter rotor for its incredible speed!!

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