Melford MillerParticipant19/08/2016 at 06:24Post count: 22
IS IT THAT BAD?
SALARY PALAVA IN OSUN STATE. CONVERSATION BETWEEN FATHER, DAUGHTER AND IN-LAW TO BE :
Daughter:- Ekule bami, how is everybody in the village ?
Father:- Welcome my daughter, everybody is fine in the village. How
was your trip?
Daughter:- My trip was fine sir.
Father:- Who is this gentleman beside
Daughter:- (Smile) Daddy, as we discussed earlier,he is my fiancée Aremu by name
Father: Omo mi (My Son) you’re welcome. How is everything?
Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se pupo
Father: My daughter, I’m so lucky to have this handsome man here as my in-law to be.
Daughter: Thank you baami.
Father: Your fiancée is from which town?
Daughter: (Smile) My fiancée is from
Father: Is iragbiji town under Lagos state or which state ?
Daughter: O ti oooo, iragbiji town is under Osun state.
Father: Osun what! OK, which work is he doing?
Daughter: Daddy my husband is a civil servant @ Oshogbo.
Father: (With Annoyance) Civil servant ke? Rara oooo. You can not marry him oooooo
Daughter: But daddy why ?
Father: (Facing the husband to be) wo Tunde abi kini oruko re. You can not
marry my daughter!
Fiancée: Daddy, what is the matter? I
love your daughter sir.
Father: wo don’t even talk about love.
Fiancée: but….. but….cut in Father : don’t but me, your state governor
is owing 7-8 months salary and you’re
thinking of marrying my daughter. NO!
Over my dead body. Maa pa omo fun mi ( don’t let my daughter die of hunger)
Daughter: (Crying & Weeping) no daddy noooooo.
Father: Wo… Iwo ntie, you’ve not seen husband o… Go and marry from states where they don’t owe workers. Lagos state, Ogun state, Borno state etc. You can even manage Ondo state. They’re only owing six months😁 😬 😁 😬 Enjoy yourself. Na joke o.
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