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  • Melford Miller
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    *My name is SULE.*
    Back in Primary school days, I was very poor in maths.
    During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The
    results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the
    highest marks. So I would always be the first or
    second to be
    called out and flogged.
    One day, the maths results were announced and
    my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
    The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%,
    still my
    paper had not been called out.
    Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,
    SULE what’s up? How did you pass this exam?” And I was like … “Well, na God o”
    By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already
    grinning in
    excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one
    remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in
    maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now.
    It was
    obvious my dreams and prayers have been
    The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me.
    It was unbelievable.
    Finally the teacher looked up and said,
    “One silly student here did not write his name on
    the paper
    and he scored 0%. Who hasn’t received his paper yet?”
    The whole class echoed:
    SULE, na SUULEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!oo
    In fact, I was hospitalized for 2weeks.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Enjoy your day

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