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  • Melford Miller
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    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% lN AN EXAM
    I would have given him 100%!
    Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct, and funny too.
    The teacher had no sense of humour.
    Q1
    In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle.
    Q2
    Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page.
    Q3
    River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid
    Q4
    What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage
    Q5
    What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams
    Q6
    What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner
    Q7
    What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half
    Q8
    If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
    * Wet
    Q9
    How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.
    Q10
    How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
    Q11
    If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands
    Q12
    If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    *No time at all, the wall is already built.
    Q13
    How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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