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  • Melford Miller
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    . A man is driving down the road 🚗and breaks down near a monastery⛪.

    He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down.
    Do you think I could stay the night?

    the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗.

    As the man tries to fall asleep💤, he hears a strange sound💬.

    The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say,

    We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.

    The man is disappointed😞 but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way🚗.

    Some years later,

    The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery⛪.

    The monks again accept him, feed him🍚🍲, even fix his car🔧🚗.

    That night, he hears the same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier.

    The next morning🌞, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can’t tell you😶. You’re not a monk.

    The man says, All right, all right. I’m dying to know.😖

    If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

    The monks reply, You must travel the earth 🌍and tell us how many blades of grass 🌾there are and the exact number of sand pebbles🔎 When you find these numbers,

    you will become a monk.

    The man sets about his task.

    Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery⛪.

    He says,

    I have traveled the earth🌍 and have found what you have asked for. There are

    145,236,284,232 blades of grass🌾 and

    231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth🌏.

    The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk😇.

    We shall now show you the way to the sound📡.

    The monks lead the man to a wooden door🚪 where the head monk says,

    The sound is right behind that door.

    The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

    He says, Real funny. May I have the key🔑?

    The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens the door.

    Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone🚪.

    The man demands the key to the stone door.

    The monks give him the key🔑, and he opens it, only to find a door 🚪made of ruby.

    He demands another key 🔑from the monks, who provide it.

    Behind that door is another door🚪, this one made of sapphire,

    So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald,

    silver,

    topaz,

    and amethyst.

    Finally, the monks say, This is the last key🔑 to the last door.

    The man is relieved to know end🏁.

    He unlocks the door🔓,

    turns the knob,

    and behind that door he is amazed 😳to find the source of that strange sound📡

    . . . .

    . . . .

    . . . .

    . . . .

    ☝😐😶But he can’t tell you what it is because you’re not

    a monk
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Don’t be angry at me .. I am Also looking for the guy who sent me this…….

    Off to another group 🏃💨💨💨💨💨
    Cheers

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