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  • Melford Miller
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    WHY MY PASTOR BLOCKED ME ON
    FACEBOOK
    I sent him a friend request on
    Facebook and he innocently
    accepted. Two minutes later his
    message came in;
    *PASTOR: How are you?
    *ME: I’m fine Daddy.
    *PASTOR: May the building of
    heavenly favour collapse on your
    head.
    *ME: (No reply)
    *PASTOR: May the thunder of
    Blessing strike you and your family.
    *ME: (No reply)’
    *PASTOR: May God slash you with the
    axe of long life.
    *ME: (No reply)
    *PASTOR: May God stab you with the
    knife of riches.
    *ME: (No reply)
    *PASTOR: May you be sentenced to
    life imprisonment in the eternal jail
    of success!
    *ME: (No reply)
    *PASTOR: May the Trade centre of
    happiness collapse on you and your
    family.
    *ME: (No reply)
    * PASTOR: My son are you there?
    *ME: Yes Daddy!
    * PASTOR: You should be saying
    Amen to claim the Blessings.
    *ME: Ok, it’s my turn to pray for you
    Sir!
    *PASTOR: Alright my son.
    *ME: May the over speeding trailer of
    Blessings jam and crush you and
    your family,
    *PASTOR: (No reply).
    *ME: May the light of God blind your
    eye that you may not see the
    sufferings of this life anymore,
    *PASTOR: (No reply)
    *ME: May the earthquake of
    happiness swallow you and your
    family members,
    *PASTOR: (No reply)
    *ME: May the sea of miracle drown
    you and your family members,
    *PASTOR: (No reply)
    *ME: May the Boko-haram of joy
    kidnap you sir!
    *PASTOR: (No reply)
    *ME: May the death of riches kill you,
    your family members and all yours
    friends and relations,
    *PASTOR: (No reply)
    *ME: May the annointing from above
    destroy your church and kill all your
    church members excluding me and
    my family in Jesus name (Amen)!
    *PASTOR: (No reply)
    *ME:Ah Ah Daddy are you there? You
    should be saying Amen to all these
    wonderful Prayers.
    *PASTOR: May thunder fire you!
    Idiot….
    Plz keep laughing and 4get d
    situation of Nigeria jooor!!!

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